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Friday, November 13, 2009

Even though you are at best, mediocre, you are all i have. 7-11 is not renowned for its "signature sandwiches" but it is all that there is at 1:34a.m. Sandwich , they call you the classic italian cold cut. You are classic a.k.a. kinda old. Your bread is soggy, your meat is slimy and salty with preservatives, your onions and pepper are sad skeletons of what they should be. You are a sad meal, sandwich. You cost me 5 dollars of my tips today. You made my mustache smell like fake salami. The only real good thing you did was provide me a reason to drink an entire Arnold Palmer. I thank you for that.

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