yup

So you're an asshole walking through a hospital in a tank top and cut offs (who may or may not be named Joe Difazio) and you get looked at awkwardly by snobby needle-nosed interns. They are wearing business casual or medical scrubs. You think to yourself "i'm in work clothes too ok". And then they're all like well i go to Harvard i was a valedictorian. And you're all like well i go to BU and i wasn't valedictorian but i will kick your snobby little ass up and down this hallway. I will wear my lifeguard stuff to a hospital where i get paid for asthma research cause i don't have any money. Hey intern can you diagnose a broken face? Listen to Surfa Rosa.

Simultaneously you realize that tonight Nick is taking you to an outrageous rave in a basement with Meredith and Julia. On they way there you, yes you, not your beautiful female friends will be hit on by an overweight Puerto Rican Man. At that party someone will fire flares, and the cops will come, and some one is going to sing the button factory joe song. And the next day you will be on a boat much like t-pain on the cape. Here you will forget America, and more broadly the world , and know only the sounds that accompany the ocean.

You decide not to beat up the intern, because you have a sweet weekend ahead of you. Instead you whisper to him as he walks by to drink all his coffee and laugh as he pours away his 6$ starbucks.