Kids

So if you have a freezer full of ice pops do you ever notice how it looks like Halloween at the and? The only colors left are Orange and Purple. Red and blue are standard. Very traditional, American, good solid flavors. Pink is there for a little variation on the theme but still over all solid. If you're a little kinky you opt for green. Oh you're in to that? Ok, I guess. Orange and purple however are of a lower grade. Orange is like Red's retard littler brother. Red was the Varsity captain, dated the cheerleader, played drums in a cool band, made honor roll, and was lusted after by the hot moms and teachers. Orange was kind of an outcast, skated a little, smoked a lot of weed, and wasn't very social. Purple is a depression-era standby. This grape flavor is for the geriatric population. When i was your age...... Well cool grandpa grape is lame, watermelon is the hip flavor YEAH! Air High Five! Shred Solo! Backwards Hats!