Or God Forbid Die To Soon

I'm not an asshole, I swear. Apparently (I've collected some statistics) I come off as a huge dickhead when you first meet me. Or intimidating. Or retarded. The intimidating thing isn't fair. I didn't choose to be a foot taller than you. It just sorta happened. The retard thing is fair. I like sailboats and sometimes I'm quiet. So what if I have a couple of Sail boat shirts? boat boats are cool.