Friday- Its raining like a mother fucker. Bike brakes don't work. Almost hit a car. Night starts at 8 beer beer beer beer Mikes house beer beer beer beer rednecks at 1 with queso fries complete with like bacon, jalapenos, pastrami , onions, cigarettes, pieces of the real Stanley Cup from '72, beef, ketchup, sketchers, whale meat,.......
Saturday. Me and will go to Providence. We met Ava on the train . This is where the night starts to go down or uphill depending on your take of it. At about 2 p.m. drinking commences on the commuter rail to wash down the heart shaped coffee cake ava brought us. We get there. We drive to down town complete with whiskey and coca-cola. We go to Thayer street for delicious pizza and to see if we can find Hermoine Granger(she goes to Brown). Then at like 11 we take the "shuttle" to this bar called Whiskey's. The shuttle is a sketchy rusted old raper van that parks across the street from PC to bus the underaged kids to a bar. Once there we get to see a lame ass college bar that our shit fakes allow us entry to. Will played the owner in beiruit which is sort of cool , it would be cooler if he won.
After last call we took the magicdrunkbus home and this is where mayhem ensued. Me and will fought, he split my lip, dennis laughed, I fell down stairs, will slid down them on his stomach, me and will fought, dennis laughed, we found bikes, will took his down halls and steps, will fell, dennis laughed, campus police asked if he was ok, me and will raced down a hill, i fucking ate it and the Dennis ordered pizza and me and will almost fought this guidofaggotnewjerseyasshole.
On the last ciggarette of the night will jumped over this fence in to a ditch and broke his foot. He walked up 4 floors though. We only confirmed it was broken when , after washing tylenol down with beer, we went to the emergency room of the shittiest community hospital ever with will using a broken hockey stick as a crutch. This was Sunday. We were at the emergency room for 6 hours. Dennis ordered delivery to the emergency room. Final outcome with 2 fractures and a misplaced bone Providence:1 Us:0
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