What if your little kid self saw you now? Would you be as rad as hoped you would be? You have to divide in to sections because I am not a raptor yet so my three year old self would be pissed, but i am in a band so my middle school self would be pumped. It is weird when you get to the age of the kids you looked up to. I always thought college kids were so cool and rad and hip and bohemian and shit. And then you become a college kid and all you wanna do is be like 7 again where your biggest concern was what juicebox flavor you were having. And if at 7 you only knew that in a year motherfuckin goldeneye would come out and your shit would get rocked so hard. Or if at 7 someone told you that you wouldnt kiss a girl until like sophomore year at a sweet 16 or something because you were fat because all you did was play goldeneye would you care?

If i was to combine all my childhood hopes for myself I would probably be the first raptor to be president and the tallest player in the NFL, NBA, and MLB, who happens to be on a world tour with his band and in his free time is a secret agent. And i would get some. Boy would i get some.