I think Presidents used to be way more bad ass. Like for example FDR. He had polio and hid it from America like a champ. Teddy Roosevelt took a bunch of rich friends and formed a military cavalry( Rough Riders) and won the battle of San Juan hill. JFK who had serious back injuries lied to be in the military and swam miles when pt109 sank with an injured team mate. And Fucked Marilyn Monroe. Andrew Jackson beat the shit of a dude who tried to assinate him. Abraham Lincoln grew up in a Log cabin.
Bush dodged real combat and was in the National Guard or some gay shit. Clinton got a beej from some intern. Carter? fuck that. I think Presidents should go back to fucking babes and killing dudes. Like Motherfucking George Washington, before we become Canada.
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