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Michael Jordan- 3 championships and out and some MVPs and out. He came back, though so... didn't really stay out of the game.
Jimi Hendrix -3 studio albums and out. Peace chillers, I'm going to choke on my own vomit.
Prussia- way to go Hitler
JFK- too soon?
George Washington- America said"OMG OMG George be king you're our hero" and George was all like " Naw I'm straight 2 terms is chill, y'all look like you got it"
I probably should have bowed out at 19