Community Service for the state is weird. Today while waiting for the community service van in front of the court house this thugged out asian kid rolls up. Oh cool you have baggy pants, a backwards fitted pulled over your eyes and tongue out tims? Oh cool your pants are tucked in to your socks? Oh cool youre from the suburbs? Oh cool your mom dropped you off? Cool dude you look like a fucking idiot. Community service is like the friday night of cleaning. You just sort of drive around a look for stuff to clean. There were these two kids from trinidad. Thier accents made every thing they said cooler. "yeah last night i smoked pot and shit" "yeah i left that at bitch at like 6am" "yo diapers cost so much im glad those little niggas is out of diapers" "Yo i got three kids , i'm 25 keep yo rocket in yo pocket" "yo i only smoke shit thats outta nature no crack fo me, i don't mind selling that shit though" "yo smoked too many blunts last night" . Excuse me good sir, How many blunts is too many? How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?
Well you're welcome Elk lodge in dedham for the clean parking lot, Me , 5o yen , and cheech and chong marley cleaned that this morning.
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